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Mom, We Rode and Rode and Rode and Rode...

We took a total of 9 people this year. First on our list was Ms. Gunga Din, Barbara Knapp. Next was our designated driver Dawn Southern. Finally we had 7 riders, Vic Hansen, Mark LeMieux, John Hirrill, Lee Griffin, Jim Griffin, Jackie Pizarro, and Ken Hess. We left Tulsa just before 5:00 on Friday, 23 August.
 

Saturday - 24 August 1999

Man, it was HOT. You'd think that coming from Tulsa we would be 'used' to the heat. NOT. We were not used to it, but knew how to handle it. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate... You get the picture. We arrived in Rock Rapids Saturday afternoon and it was still over 95 with the heat index well over 110. It was all we could do to get the tents set up and open the beers. After that, we were dead. But being good soldiers, we forced ourselves to go downtown and consume mass quantities of tasty beverages, aka beer. Luckily, we had our designated driver along.

Beer/provisions stop in Council Bluffs
Beer and provision stop at Sam's in Council Bluffs early Saturday afternoon.


Sunday - 25 August 1999

Woke up before 5:00 with a helicopter hovering near the campground. What village idiot was responsible for that. Since it was stifling even at that point, it was useless trying to go back to sleep. We all just laid there and sweated.

We slowly rose and finally hit the road in 2 different groups. The first group (John, Ken and Jackie) left just after 6:00 with the other 4 leaving around 7:00 (what's the hurry). Luckily, we had a fairly flat route the first few days to get acclimated. Sunday was rather uneventful and all went well.

Sunday evening, we stayed at Carl & Tom Parks home in Spencer. What a wonderful couple. We can't say enough kind things about them. Besides allowing us to use their showers and yard, they actually fixed us breakfast the next morning.

First overnight hosts
Entire crew at Parks home in Spencer Sunday evening. Standing from left to right is Vick, Jackie, Dawn, Ken, Lee, John & Jim. Down below are Barbara and Mark.
 

Monday - 26 August 1999

The first group was not in quite as much of a hurry today and we all left about 7:30. We all took our time and finally arrived in Algona late that day. With guidance from Dean Benschoter of the local Rotary club, we ended up camping at Veteran's Park. The only down side to that camp site was the inconsiderate 'people' next door who thought running their generator all night was a good idea. Please, if you are reading this and own a generator, remember. We (and most other campers) don't want to hear it. If you have a generator, move to a camp site away from EVERYBODY.

Showers were a treat in Algona. We went down to the local utility maintenance building and were allowed to use their COLD showers. At least it had water pressure and was free. If we hadn't waited for a couple of hours before showering, it probably would have felt great. As it was, it was tolerable.

Iowa porta-potties
Team Beer using the Iowa Port-A-Potties.
 

Tuesday - 27 August 1999

Once again, we all left at the same time, about 7:00. At least today, there was a small break in the heat. Not quite as stifling. By the way, today, Vic didn't ride. Instead, he allowed Dawn to experience RAGBRAI from a bicycle seat rather that van seat.

We stopped in Ventura at a local bar, had a couple of drinks for the final ride into Clear Lake and watched a rather innovative method of tattoo application by a member of Team Checker.

Our camp ground was in Clear Lake State Park and was great. The lake felt good, the showers were free (included with camping fee) and actually warm. We went out for dinner and made it back just in time to put things away before the wind actually hit and started blowing EZ-Ups and camping tents around. With the guidance of our emergency coordinator (Mark), we managed to salvage everything.

Somewhere around 2:00 in the morning, we were awakened by the park rangers arresting the campers next to us. Apparently, they had a tiff with someone else around us and it finally ended up with them being escorted away.

Diversify
Being an owner of a bike store in Tulsa, Mark was interested in diversification ideas.
 

Wednesday - 28 August 1999

Well, the heat is back with a vengeance. Waking up and trying to find anything with the temperature almost 80 already and the humidity around 80 (or higher) was fun. We got a late start and didn't leave until about 8:00. Most of us rode together, except Mark. In his younger days he spent time in Waverly and was anxious to get to town and begin visiting his old college friends.

Once the rest of us arrived, we were treated like family. Sandi Wedemeier had dinner, pies, showers, etc. prepared for us. Mark got to see old college friends he hadn't seen for almost 20 years and we were the beneficiary of Sandi's kindness.

Jim cooling feet
Jim soaking his feet after another warm day in the saddle. Luckily, he didn't try to sit in the cooler.
 

Thursday - 29 August 1999

Hey, what's this thing where the road goes up and down. Once again, we all left at the same time. Mark, Vic and Jim took the day off and again, Dawn rode. Just her luck. When the hills come up, she gets to ride again.

Actually, the hills weren't as bad as we were led to believe they would be. Mainly rollers. Just what we train on around Tulsa. (Yes, we have hills in Oklahoma). The big problem, again,  was the heat.

We arrived late in the day at the home of Stan and Donna Fullerton in Decorah. Again, they were most gracious hosts, providing showers, telephones and use of their basement for sleeping. It was much cooler down there than outside. Apparently, Stan had pulled a few strings to get the shower in the basement working. Thanks.

We went downtown and had dinner and Jim, Lee and Barbara decided to make a night of it. Why do we do these foolish things before the hardest day? Maybe just for the additional challenge.

Land whales
Land whales in Iowa?
 

Friday - 30 August 1999

Vic and Jim took the day off again. Probably the only smart ones in the group. Besides Saggy Thursday 4 years ago, Friday was one of the hardest days I have ever spent on a bicycle. Not only did we have pretty good climbs for the first 50 miles (going downhill was not even fun, you knew you would just have to go back up), but it was hot. Hot enough to melt the tar on the road to fill in the cracks.

Thanks to everyone who had sprinklers or hoses out, we made it into Decorah late in the day and were welcomed by Gary & Donna Reeder. It sounds repetitious, but, again we were treated like family. Besides the shower facilities and the basement, they had bought a couple of cases of beer for us. Of course, we felt obligated to drink some of it.

Dinner at their church was perfect and we returned to the comfort of their air conditioned basement and chatted with them until about 11:30 or 12:00 at which time we were falling asleep.
 

Saturday - 31 August 1999

Looking at the weather radar upon arising Saturday morning, we decided we had had enough. It looked like a pretty heavy thunderstorm was coming and none of us were anxious to ride in the rain with 10,000 other cyclists. We packed up and headed home to Tulsa. After a long day of driving, we arrived in Tulsa at about 9:00 that evening.
 

In Summary

Well, would we do it again. Most of us are ready to go back next year. Dawn got to ride more than she expected and wants to go along as a rider next year, not driver. It pretty much depends on everybody's schedules, but some of us are already planning.

Why is this ride so special? I think it is because of the people of Iowa. This is my 5th year to be involved in RAGBRAI in one way or another. Jim and I (Lee) rode in 1995, vended in 1996 and me, my wife, my son Zach, my sister Barbara, and some of her kids have vended the last 2 years. Everywhere we go in Iowa, whether it is as a rider, vendor, driver, etc. you are welcome. I don't know. Maybe it is just during RAGBRAI, but I doubt it.

Thanks to the people of Iowa for making this ride a memorable event for everyone.

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